mbs - 86.9 scire quod sciendum

[starkceo]

Did you know a stretched, one-eighth rubberband has the potential to slingshot a single M&M across a fourteen foot space, and hit a target with such force it will send them to the hospital?

Comments

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

That can't be possible.

Also, did you program JARVIS to track me or something?

[starkceo.livejournal.com]

*scratches head* It is. Was. I only tried it once. Scouts honor.

No, but he seems to have a mind of his own sometimes.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

And who did you do that to?

Hmm. Every time I get within twenty feet of the front door, or the garage, he asks me if I'm heading out and when I can be expected back.

[starkceo.livejournal.com]

I was aiming to take out the projector and hit a shareholder.

.... Really?

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

How badly was he hurt?

Yes, it's kind of weird.

[starkceo.livejournal.com]

Uhm. Would you say two stitches falls under badly hurt?

*slow smile* He's making sure you don't move out again. I will bet you twenty bucks that is what he's doing.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Yes, those are horrible wounds! *She smirks*

...I thought AI's didn't worry like that.

[starkceo.livejournal.com]

No wonder I was banned from the boardroom. Again. *wry smile*

JARVIS was made with a little extra love.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

You know, I would ask if you were doing that on purpose but I know better.

I'm onto you two, you know.

[starkceo.livejournal.com]

Huh. Pepper said the same thing.

Hey, I have nothing to do with his Big Brother ways. But I did program him to be the compassionate one in this house.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

We're smart girls.

Clearly.

[starkceo.livejournal.com]

That you are.

Seriously. *as innocent as he can be*