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Did you know a stretched, one-eighth rubberband has the potential to slingshot a single M&M across a fourteen foot space, and hit a target with such force it will send them to the hospital?
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its-notluck.livejournal.com on August 23rd, 2010 07:47 pm (UTC)That can't be possible.
Also, did you program JARVIS to track me or something?
Also, did you program JARVIS to track me or something?
starkceo.livejournal.com on August 23rd, 2010 08:02 pm (UTC)*scratches head* It is. Was. I only tried it once. Scouts honor.
No, but he seems to have a mind of his own sometimes.
No, but he seems to have a mind of his own sometimes.
its-notluck.livejournal.com on August 23rd, 2010 11:24 pm (UTC)And who did you do that to?
Hmm. Every time I get within twenty feet of the front door, or the garage, he asks me if I'm heading out and when I can be expected back.
Hmm. Every time I get within twenty feet of the front door, or the garage, he asks me if I'm heading out and when I can be expected back.
starkceo.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 02:52 am (UTC)I was aiming to take out the projector and hit a shareholder.
.... Really?
.... Really?
its-notluck.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 02:54 am (UTC)How badly was he hurt?
Yes, it's kind of weird.
Yes, it's kind of weird.
starkceo.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 02:59 am (UTC)Uhm. Would you say two stitches falls under badly hurt?
*slow smile* He's making sure you don't move out again. I will bet you twenty bucks that is what he's doing.
*slow smile* He's making sure you don't move out again. I will bet you twenty bucks that is what he's doing.
its-notluck.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 03:05 am (UTC)Yes, those are horrible wounds! *She smirks*
...I thought AI's didn't worry like that.
...I thought AI's didn't worry like that.
starkceo.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 03:21 am (UTC)No wonder I was banned from the boardroom. Again. *wry smile*
JARVIS was made with a little extra love.
JARVIS was made with a little extra love.
its-notluck.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 03:36 am (UTC)You know, I would ask if you were doing that on purpose but I know better.
I'm onto you two, you know.
I'm onto you two, you know.
starkceo.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 03:50 am (UTC)Huh. Pepper said the same thing.
Hey, I have nothing to do with his Big Brother ways. But I did program him to be the compassionate one in this house.
Hey, I have nothing to do with his Big Brother ways. But I did program him to be the compassionate one in this house.
its-notluck.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2010 04:35 am (UTC)We're smart girls.
Clearly.
Clearly.
starkceo.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2010 03:59 pm (UTC)That you are.
Seriously. *as innocent as he can be*
Seriously. *as innocent as he can be*