"Just roll with it, JARVIS, okay? Trust me, I'm fine."

"Sir, you do realize, that in the state of California it is illegal to fly while under the influence of alcohol? And I doubt they will make any sort of acceptions for you."

"I've had two drinks and they were several hours ago, so stop acting like Dudley Do Right and do a weather and ATC check."

"....."

"JAAARVIS?"

"As you wish, sir..."

"Thank you. In 3, 2, 1."

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